This only brings to light the activities we've engaged in, which do include a whole lot of dancing, eating, singing, merry drinking, and the occasional--okay, routine awkward encounters with strangers. Well, come to think of it, eating and dancing can evoke some awkward moments such as a) an upset stomach b) choking on food and inevitably c) dying. I'm talking about the latter half. The merry drinking. At the clubs.
According to the top entry at Urban Dictionary, clubbing is:
Okay, most of it is true but I refuse to believe that cows are moronic. Now sheep, sheep are stupid. Yes, I tried to Google for evidence, so to each his/her own. So, clubbing? What does one do at a club? One should drink (for the girls and their heels), one should definitely dance, and one should always have a hand signal--a gesture recognizable by your group of friends in case of a creeper situation. Some people might surmise and interject, If you're drinking and dancing at some shady club, aren't you asking for it? What is it, actually? I hope this is not it. Nor is it this. Due to the setting and scantily dressed crowds that usually frequent these nighttime events, it is not surprising the connotation that comes with "clubbing".
What other sage advice and description does Urban Dictionary provide? Another definition states that it is a form of activity that is done to seals--to "club" a seal on the head. Also, tags associated with clubbing include, vodka, crunk, hot, slut, bitch, money, fashion, etc. However, people tend to overlook the most important reason to go clubbing as illustrated in the red highlighted portion of this screencap:
We just want our sandwiches damn it. As with life, have fun, don't take it too seriously, and enjoy the awkward stories we have to tell you.
<3 M
